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Sunday, February 14, 2010

Zat Knight arrested for stealing babies.


Bolton Wanderers defender Zat Knight was arrested in Bolton city centre this morning just after 7.30am by armed detectives after a string of new born babies were stolen from hospitals in the surrounding area.

Police said at a press conference this afternoon "A 29 year old man was arrested in connection with the abduction of 6 newborn children in city centre hospitals"


When released oddball Knight said "So what? I stole some fucking babies! Whats the big deal? I was gonna give them back. I always give them back. I just needed them cause my sister was going on the Jeremy Kyle show with 7 or 8 kids to get some phoney childrens allowance."


Bolton manager Owen Coyle said at the Reebok stadium today "I fully respect Zat's antics. Whatever he does on his own time is his own business. Once it doesnt interrupt with what he does on the pitch. Saying that, I must put up fences at the terraces in case the loon tries to nick some kids."


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