Edwin Van Der Sar arrested for flashing in Manchester

Manchester United goalkeeper and grade A pervert Edwin Van Der Sar was arrested last Monday outside Bedford High School in Leigh, Greater Manchester for flashing his bits at students.

A spokesperson for Gtr Manchester Police said "We arrested a 38 year old well known Dutchman for indecent exposure last Monday at 8.30am as students were entering the school. The accused was not intoxicated at the time and had no drugs or mind altering substances in his blood stream after a series of tests."

A spokesperson for Manchester United issued a press release this morning
"We are ecstatic for Edwin's arrest. We here at the football club appreciate sex offenders and perverts on our books and we will be encouraging our goalkeeper to continue flashing as we will bail him out. This club was founded on perverts and we will continue our policy of employing dirtbirds, scumbags, homosexuals and perverts. Like Cristiano Ronaldo."

Edwin Van Der Sar's solicitor said in Amsterdam this morning "Edwin does his thing, that's cool. You wanna buy some 12 year old pussy? Wait! Who are you? What? Off the record...off the record...shit! No comment!"

Racsim "not a problem" says Zenith St Petersburg coach

FC Zenith St Petersburg coach Anatoli Davydov has told reporters that racsim is not a problem at the club and their notoriously racist fans.

"Its not problem at all. We just don't buy any blacks or jews" said the Russian. "In fact we don't buy gypsies, gays, indians, asians, south africans or anything. We dont even let them into the stadiums. So there is no problems." said Zenith's coach.

The club backs Anatoli Davydov's comments.