River Plate encourages fan violance

Argentine giants Club Atlético River Plate have announced on their website that they will not condemn their hooligan fans, but encourage them.

"We here at Club Atlético River Plate feel that hooliganism is an integral part of the game" the announcement on riverplatesayfuckyou.com said "Our hooligans are the finest in Argentina. We have fans who are prejudice against blacks, whites, gays, asians, Brazilians..you name it. We would like to reward these hooligans by starting up both the riverplatesaysfuckyou.com and river-riot.net websites. Here fans can register as hooligans for a $12 per year membership. It is limited to 20,000. There they will be given tickets to all home and away games to cause mayhem. To celebrate this we have arranged a friendly against Maccabi Tel Aviv FC in their ground so our hooligans can cause riots against jews and rival fans."

President of River Hooligans Diminic Domiguez said "I was so happy when i heard the club was starting this up. I was so excited, I beat up a down syndrome kid. Nearly left the fucker for dead. Or tried to anyway. You should see him, cause he wont see you. Not any more."

River Plate striker Ariel Ortega said "This is a brilliant idea. Lets fuck some cunts up!"