Serial rapist and murderer Fred West was given a posthumous honour of "Honorary Director" at Liverpool Football Club this morning.
Manager Rafa Bentitez said at the ceremony attended by 72,000 people outside Anfield "Today is a great day. A great day for the club and for the late Fred West, despite the serial rapes and murders, he wa s agreat man. He was quite a handy goalkeeper. Therefore I am truly honoured that a man who I regard up with Nelson Mandela, Jesus Christ and Robbie Williams is to get such an honour at a club I am involved with." to a standing ovation by onlookers.
Steven Gerrard spoke out "Hang on a fucking second. All you fucking morons are insane. This was a murderer" before being gassed by private agents and taken to a nearby hospital for a "personality test".
Rumours that the Church of Scientology are influencing the club.
Harold Shipman is to receive a similar award at Man United as Josef "who's the daddy" Fritzl will also receive a similar award at Bayern Munich.
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