Robinho reveals "too much jizz" in the Man City dressing room prompted move to Brazil

Brazilian ace Robinho has revealed why he left Manchester City FC for a loan move to his native Brazil to play for his former club Santos.

"There was too much jizz in the dressing room for my liking. That cock Carlos Tevez was a chronic wanker. Nice guy and all, but fuck me pink, he'd wank for Argentina! The whole floor was covered in cum. And that other fucker Adebayor, holy shit, everytime i look at him he's jerking off. Every fucking time! The floors, the seats, the lockers...covered in jizz. Do you know who else was a cunt for it when he was here...Mark Hughes. I caught him pulling the dick off himself in Roque Santa Cruz's shorts. Dirty cunts. Then i got a call from a coach saying Vieira is joining city. Fuck that! Booked a plane to Brazil within 10 minutes. Fuck all of you!" said the star.

Manager Roberto Mancini backed up the claims. Talking to press he said "Yeah. Fuck it. We all like a wank once in a while. I used to have wank-off's with Luis Figo when I was at Inter. I won once. But I hold the record for cumming in 12.4 seconds. Blew my load in Luis' face. We laugh about it. Oh, how i miss Luis."

Luis Figo was unavailable for comment