Mexico coach will "do a Fritzl"

Mexico team coach Javier Aguirre has vowed to "do a Fritzl" to players if they do not perform to their standards.

"Those dirty fucking cunts" said the former Athletico Madrid manager "I have had a cellar made underneath the Aztec Stadium. Forty bedrooms in it. Measuring a 4 foot by 6 foot and the ceiling is 5 foot high. I will lock every one of those dick lickers and have my way with them on a daily basis. I will, basically, do a Frtizl. If we lose one more motherfucking game, that's it!"

After the press conference the 51 year old pulled out his penis to the gathered media and screamed "They'll get this!" before leaving the room laughing.

Striker Carlos Vela welcomes the idea. "Its similar to what Arsene Wenger does to the youths at Arsenal. I'm in!"