Iniesta is told he is "too pale" to be Spanish

Barcelona maestro Andres Iniesta was told today Real Federación Española de Fútbol that he is probably not Spanish.

President of the RFEF Ángel María Villar told reporters today in Madrid "Nah, I ain't convinced. He's like a fucking polar bear. How do i know he didnt legally change his name and pay to get false documents to cover it up? He's porbably from Norway."

Iniesta, who Wayne Rooney famously reckons is the worlds best player, said today at the Camp Nou "This is a load of my fucking bollocks! I was born in Fuentealbilla for crying out loud. Even if i wasnt Spanish born, which I am, I have been on Barcelona's books since 1996. I would have been eligable to be a Spanish citizen years ago. They're treating me like a fucking gypsy. And Ibrahimovic is a gypsy...I bet the Swedish FA dont tell him his nose is too big for the team."

Coach Pep Guardiola said "He is a player we'd all love to give a rim job to. What? Wait...what was the question?"