
West Ham and Sheffield United have reached an out-of-court settlement over the long-running Carlos Tevez saga. Striker Tevez, who is a legend in his hometown of Buenos Aires, helped West Ham seal Premier League survival in 2006/2007, while the Blades were relegated.
The out of court settlement was that Sheffield United manager Kevin Blackwell is to be fellated by Wes Ham manager Gianfranco Zola at the Sheffield Hilton Hotel sometime within the next fortnight.
A statement on the Hammers' website http://www.whufc.com read today "We are dleighted with the outcome. All with the exception of Mr. Zola. Our Goalkeeping coach Luděk Mikloško has been paid £150 to watch and verify the felatio. Mr. Blackwell sent the club a fax saying he is "truly delighted" about the outcome. Carlos Tevez rang the club to express his gratitude."

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