Paris St Germain to introduce same-sex marriages at the Parc de Princes

French club Paris St Germain will be introducing same sex marriages at ther home games during games.

"It's our way of showing we like the gay community" explained coach Antoine Kombouaré "despite the sick shit those cretins who mascarade themselves as humans get up to. I mean...what the fuck is this "tea bagging" i keep hearing about? It sounds sick."

French homosexual and PSG supprter Alain Fontein explained "Me and my boyfriend Asterix will be getting married at the upcoming match of PSG v Rennes. I cannot wait to let 40,000 people at the stadium see me get married and consumate the hell out of our marriage right there in the stand with some 69ing."

PSG player Ludovic Giuly said "Whoa whoa whoa! Gay men will be getting married at the stadium? Fuck this...get my agent on the phone. I'm taking up the LA Galaxy's offer to join them. Fuck this. At least in America there's organisations that go gay bashing. Its something me and Eto'o used to do at Barcelona. Knock shit out of queers in the streets. What? Man City have wank-offs? Fucking...get my fucking agent on the phone...what? I dont know where he is? Whats the Pink Flamingo? WHAT?" before storming out.

Sol Campbell is rumoured to be interested in a transfer to the Paris club.