Thierry Henry admits to "jerking off" Cesc Fabregas

Arsenal legend Thierry Henry has admitted to reporters at a press conference in the Camp Nou today, that he once masturbated Cesc Fabregas.

"It's no big deal, you know" said the 31 year old France international "we were in the showers. Cesc was there and was washing his down-below region. I offered to help him clean it. One thing led to another. Next thing I know, he's blowing a load in my hand. It was beautiful really. I like jerking off Cesc. I think he liked it too."

Euro 2008 winner Fabregas has other ideas regarding the situation. "French cunt told me it was introduction to Arsenal FC. Like a tradition. He told me David Seaman wanked him off when he joined the Gooners in 1999. I thought i would allow this disgusting act to happen for the team, seeing as it tradition. French rapist prick!"