Juliano Belletti's dressing room habits "out of control"

Chelsea boss Luiz Felipe Scolari told a press conference today that their Brazilian right back Juliano Belletti's dressing room habits are becoming a concern and may be forced to sell the former Barcelona star.

"Belletti has become out of control. About a month ago for example, we were preparing for training and in the dressing room, he brings in two blonde models from Brazil and tells them to check out the other players packages. Then before the United game, in the dressing room, he kept calling be a "baldy twat". But the worst was last Tuesday before morning training, he was wanking and ejaculated into Joe Cole's boot. He locked himself in the toilet and did it. Reappeared minutes later and Joe Cole's boot was covered in jizz." said Scolari before adding "It's a cause for concern. My players have voiced their upset. I may sell him or put him on loan."

Didier Drogba told Sky Sports News "He was racist to me one day. One moment, everything is normal, next thing I know after everyone left the changing room, he takes out a 12 inch dildo and starts making monkey chants at me".

Belletti's behaviour was confirmed by camera's at yesterdays training session when he left the training ground in his £60,000 BMW wearing nothing but a bra.