Robinho thought Man City were Man United

More confusion began at the City of Manchester stadium when Robinho admitted to reporters that he thought he had actually moved to Manchester United.

"I cannot believe it. Son of a bitch! I heard the word "Manchester" and I immediately though United. Not Manchester City. Now I am stuck here. I am very disappointed. But I will still kiss the crest of the club when I score." the Brazilian ace said.

Manager Mark Hughes was less than impressed "The little fucker. If he wants to go to United, maybe he should have fucking thought about it first before he signed on the dotted line with the headed paper that said MANCHESTER CITY."

Lifelong Man City fan and Oasis frontman Liam Gallagher said today to NME.com "See that cunt...if he doesn't bang in 30 goals minimum for us, I'll find the little cunt and give him a right slap around the cheek and get his missus and stick one up her"