José Bosingwa literally "cannot believe" he signed for Chelsea.

Chelsea F.C.'s Portugese defender José Bosingwa told FourFourTwo.com today that he thought he had signed for Arsenal when he arrived in London but was too embarrassed to say anything when he landed at Heathrow Airport.

"I keep getting the two clubs mixed up. I thought Chelsea was Arsenal and Arsenal were Chelsea. I wanted to play alongside Cesc Fabregas and Robin van Persie for sure. Not alongside JT (John Terry) or Lamps (Frank Lampard). But I've signed now and I'm here. So I suppose I'd better do my job. Maybe if I put in a transfer request in January and see if my agent can get onto Arsene Wenger to see if he'll take me. I'd take massive pay-cut. We'll see what happens" Bosingwa said.

Chelsea owner Roman Abromovich is reportedly livid at these revalations. "I will kill that motherfucker with my AK-47 if I see him" it was reported he told his assistant at Stamford Bridge. Police are investigating these allegations.