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Friday, August 8, 2008

Celtic to start their own "galactico era"


Celtic FC chairman Dr. John Reid and manager Gordon Strachan have announced plans to start their very own galactico era. Similar to that of Real Madrid's former policy under Florentino Perez.
"We're very excited. We don't mind how much debt we run up. We know we'll make it back" said Reid.
Confirmed targets include Kaka', Iker Cassillas, Lionel Messi and Cesc Fabregas.
"We have made bids for all of these players and I can confirm that Arsenal have accepted our £89 million bid for Cesc. We are waiting to hear back from the other clubs but considering what we are offering, we are more than confident they will all come." Reid told a press conference at Celtic Park.

Gordon Strachan seemed surprised. "Well, when the chairman told me to look for some quality players, I sent some scouts round to the Raith Rovers' under 19's last week to see if we can snap up a whizz kid for about £20,000. But I had fucking no idea he was gonna give us billions for world class. I hope he doesn't run the club into debt." said the 51-year old former Manchester United player.

Rumoured targets include Fernando Torres, Cristiano Ronaldo and Steven Gerrard.

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