
Arsenal manager Arsene Wenger is set to join Oasis on drums for one concert at the Rexall Place in Edmonton, Canada on Friday 29th August. Wenger was seen at Oasis' rehearsal rooms in London this week clutching a cigarette and looking unshaven. "It was a complete change from his usual appearance" a pal told Football News. Oasis guitarist Noel Gallagher told Q Magazine "He's a fucking great geezer and a shit hot drummer. Fuck his managerial abilities, that cunt drumming on Lyla is on of the Greatest things I've ever seen.". Meanwhile brother and singer Liam Gallagher is less pleased about the appointment "I'd only have him as a permanent fixture in my fucking band if he was Man City manager. I fucking hate Arsenal and their stupid mess. But I suppose a good drummer is a good drummer".
Arsene Wenger was unavailable for comment at the time of writing.

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