Ronaldo wanks Kaka

Real Madrid hero Cristiano Ronaldo told spanish reporters that he "wanked off" Kaka in order to get closer to God.

"He tells me he belongs to Jesus. I always wanted to get closer to God. He said he can help me. I asked him what do I have to do" said the Portugese star. "He then took out his penis and said to wank him silly and he would have a word with God. He blew his muck all over my new Gucci jeans and I feel no closer to God".

Kaka has declined to comment.