Cristiano Ronaldo admits to being sucked off by a man during crash

Manchester United maestro Cristiano Ronaldo admitted on Radio Five Live today that he was being sucked off by a homeless man which caused the car srash to his Ferrari on the A538 near Manchester Airport.


The Portugese star said he paid homeless man, Graham Johnson, £20 for a quick fellatio whilst he was driving. "I was in Manchester city centre. I seen a homeless man. I have him a pound. He was grateful and said he'd seen me in old newspapers playing for United." Ronaldo said before adding "I was due to go to training, so I told him I would let him watch United train from the sidelines if he liked. On the journey, I flashed a £20 note. I took out my glorious penis and told him the £20 would be his if he got his mouth around it and sucked me off like his life depended on it. I was ejaculating when the crash occured. The homeless man ran off after the crash. Without the £20 of course, as swallowing was part of the deal whcih he did not do."

Graham Johnson told the Manchester Evening News "I will suck anyone. Man, woman or child. I will suck. But thats the last time I suck off a United player. I'll just stick with City. Even Robinho paid up."