Paul McCartney creates football club.

Former Beatle legend Sir Paul McCartney has invested £500 million in creating a new football club based in Warrington.

Warrington Rovers F.C. went into business this morning. McCartney has allegedly spent another £150 million on bribes to ensure they will begin their first season in the Premier League in the 2009/2010 season.

A further £290 million has been spent on a 60,000 seater stadium, construction of which starts immediately.

It was announced on their website, http://www.warringtonroversfc.co.uk/ that Frank Rijkaard has been confirmed as their new manager.

McCartney said today "The idea only came to me last week. I decided to create my own club. Warrington isn't too far from Liverpool, where i'm from, so I thought that would be an ideal location."

"I am delighted Frank has agreed a twelve year contract as coach. He has seen me about potential players he would like me to purchase for the squad" the 65 year old said.

Potential rumoured players include Real Madrid's Arjen Robben, Chelsea's Joe Cole and Juliano Belletti, Barcelona's Bojan Krkic and Victor Valdes, Celtic's Aiden McGeady, Liverpool's Xabi Alonso and Robbie Keane and AC Milan's Andrea Pirlo, Alexandre Pato and Giuanluca Zambrotta.