Jay Jay Okocha. So good they named him six times.

Former Nigeria and Bolton star Jay Jay Okocha was subjest to the famous line "so good they named him twice" on Sky Sports' Soccer AM.

This week the 35-year old retired star was honoured by the Nigerian government who on his behalf have not only taken the Soccer AM tagline seriously, they tripled it. His new name will be legally Jay Jay Jay Jay Jay Jay Okocha .

Okocha is less than pleased "this is fucking cockspunk" said the former Hull City and PSG striker "i used to get bullied because of the double name thing. Now six names? Holy fucking smoke! I wish I was Brazilian. One name. Ronaldo...Robinho...Kaka...Geovanni...Ronaldinho...Alex. Know what I'm saying? I used to get bullied so much. Once, a certian player used to masturbate me against my own will before matches when I played for Fenerbahçe and then demand money. But then again, this was outside the dressing room."